Finally – an article with REAL information. From today’s Pulse. Side note: is Standard still charging for Pulse online ama they lengad that lame vibe??
Anyhoo, this is what the article has to say about the one and only Fizzle Dogg:
It is alleged that the plot thickened when a certain Quincy joined the church and claimed he was organising Joseph Hellon / Euro Jazz Tour sponsored by Pepsi worth millions. Secret emails also reveal that Hellon was also promised a Jaguar and a jet sometime between now and next year. For Hellon to get all the cash and riches, Quincy was to appear in four of Hellon’s videos, which were released recently. The videos are already reportedly playing in certain TV stations.
Our investigations also revealed emails purportedly from USA pastor Benny Hinn to Hellon urging him to include Quincy in his church committee. The e-mail messages insist that Quincy must always preach before Hellon takes over the pulpit. Another email purportedly from renowned and top selling musician Whitney Houston to Hellon claims that the singer is powerless without Quincy who was her ex-boyfriend.
The purportedly email from Whitney Houston to Hellon read in part: I know you’re serving some powerful thing and I do serve mine too which I think is also all-powerful man. Quincy was almost joining the core of the brotherhood by Jan 25th and you distorted everything. Without him I got no power. Man do me a favour, I need him back and you got US$10,000.
Further Pulse search also came across a copy of a logbook where reportedly Quincy bought a car from a certain Mr Michael Thuo but was unable to pay a balance of Sh50, 000. Consequently, Quincy was not handed the logbook.
The shadowy Quincy Zuma Wambiti Timberlake or just Quincy Timberlake aka Pizzle Dogg was ostensibly supposed to record five songs with the late K-Rupt according Internet sources. He disappeared after K-Rupt’s death only to re-appear.
There’s also lots more (its the granddaddy of all articles) about Jester and Benny Hinn (who has a Gmail address FYI – kwani he can’t spring for blahblah@bennyhinn.com. And the way televangelism is a million-dollar industry. FAIL). Anyway I skim-read because there’s just waaaay too much going on but it talks about Esther being told to change her name, how Benny Hinn saw her being a future political heavyweight and blah blah blah blah… Read it alllllllll yourself HERE!
And no comment on the Whitney thing either hahahahaha. And why are they calling him Pizzle Dogg???? What the hell??? His name is FIZZLE DOGG. Get it right bitches! (heh, see what I did there?)
And here’s a pic of the house where all the shenanigans went down. 
Also from the article. Oh yeah and apparently there’s all sorts of Kenyan “celebs” who’ve been fingered. (Haha. You know, like You’ve been Punked? Doesn’t work? OK.)
From the article, once more:
The Finger of God Ministries (yes that’s the name), which was formed three years ago, has hitherto attracted top celebrities including Debbie Asila, Big Kev, Wilson Malaba, Angela Ndambuki, Angela Mwandada and Odada Okello who was a youth pastor, among others.
HAHAHA at “top celebrities”. Haha at six “celebrities” being named, and three of them are the members of T.A.T.T.U.U. (if thats how they spell it?). Haha at Wilson Malaba being a “top celeb” even more than those other people!! This article gives me jokes. Loool.
"Lets not and say we did" 
#1 by Lilian on February 21, 2010 - 8:13 pm
I came across your blog following this Esther Hellon Quincy saga, and you’re hilarious….Ha ha ha ha.. Please keep us laughing..
#2 by ~the one~ on February 21, 2010 - 9:06 pm
thanks!! this saga is just quality material lol
#3 by anthony ndugu on February 22, 2010 - 7:37 am
I think the young lady and the so called hellon,quincy an others are out for even worser things.This ministry’s doctrines an operations should to the dippest levels be investigated for the good of our children who are most prone to most of this celebrities who claim to be in church and as well in entertainment joints.
#4 by T-Bone Bang Bang on February 24, 2010 - 7:41 am
worser?? really?
hehehehe
#5 by Anonymous on February 24, 2010 - 8:58 am
haha hater
#6 by Anonymous on February 23, 2010 - 1:09 pm
useless
#7 by mzee on February 24, 2010 - 1:54 pm
Tell us more about this Quincy guy. By the look of things, he is not just a con. He could be a gangasta munderer or worse. God knows what. Uncover him and let the world know who he is for real. How comes not one wants to talk about him? Is he worse than mugiki? or Matheri? Esther Arunga, the doll must be brainwashed the fed garbage. Who knows whatelse they have done to her? I pity her. The Herron, go on boy we need a serrious talking president but not from a fingers of some gods.
While all these have been happening, i have had one question. Who is Herron’s wife? Does anyone know about her? Can she stand up to something? Petty gals have been bundled in her house, people are raising question and she see not a thing to question? She was “forced” to appear before press and “say nothing.” “Just smile baby or you are done,” someone must have warned. What else have “they” done to silence her? Who else have Quincy and company silenced.
This thing should be investigated, i think there are more than meet the eye.
mzee
#8 by Sunda on March 5, 2010 - 6:20 am
Her strategy for raising Campaign Funds………
#9 by Johnstone swineflu on March 5, 2010 - 9:33 am
This clear that the girl is suffering from inferiority complex debatically needing a psychastrist and the same parents she is castigatin’s advice,however i agree with her that its part of the educated to embrace the diversent views its within foolishnes degree with which she is acting ama arunga kweli majuto mjukuu utakiona wen u r ripe
#10 by Afrikenylove on March 11, 2010 - 9:11 pm
Hahaha love the way u put it…
#11 by Kuratete on June 13, 2010 - 10:57 pm
Controversial member of Finger of God and chairman of Placenta party of Kenya Quincy Timberlake has finally bought a house in Kitisuru. Reports emerging shows that Timberlake only completed the transfer of the title from one Viraj Sahil Chakraborty.
Timberlake spent a fortune of Ksh76M in a span of 28 months to buy the house. His first payment begun when he was still abroad. The property is protected by under cover surveillance with CCTVs all round to capture anybody trying to “misbehave”.
He told ICT Group that he wasn’t comfortable with the Runda “dynasty” lifestyle where every Tom, Dick and Harry was entering the compound with no special appointment or permission.
Chakraborty is an Asian real estate manager and pharmacist known in East Africa.
Meanwhile, Timberlake has also convinced his best half for life Esther to withdraw charges against her parents. He is happy after assisting his wife withdraw the case as a sign to show they both pardon their parents for harrassing them. He is also ready to meet them as soon as possible.
She sued her parents for infringing her rights and puting her through sedatinon in a psychiatrist hospital. She’s now planning to sue Dr Frank Njenga in a Ksh15M lawsuit.
The Timberlakes’ home has a jacuzzi, sauna, a modern gym, casino, home pub, DSTV room, games, state of the art dining room and art gallery.
Timberlake said he bought the house as a souvenir to his wife for standing upto him while in jail and expressing her real love in hard “apostasy” times.
For the first time, Timberlake threatened that he was going to sue a top senior government official for maltreating him and threatening him to drop Esther or face more charges. He said that his rights were being undermined because he was quiet while he had lots of secrets and proofs of cell communication between the evil secret agents sent to trail him and plant illegal charges. He was ready to go forth and expose them to the public. He has already presented live video footage to relevant authorities and Kenyans should expect an about turn.
Meanwhile, controversial jazz musician and Finger of God Ministries leader Joseph Hellon, his wife and friends were on Friday morning evicted from a Runda house after allegedly failing to pay Sh600,000 in rent arrears.
“We felt that our home had become too public and we needed to be less accessible,” he said. “We bought property in Kitisuru and Nyari and that is why we moved.” Hellon said.
Higher Education Minister William Ruto met Hellon’s arrears by the evening of today. Hellon delayed to pay due to the State’s freezing of his bank accounts and engagement in completing the other two homes’ mortages.
A watchman at the compound, a Mr Kinyua, said: “Auctioneers came here and took household goods in three lorries. I was told it was because the couple owed the agent three months rent. Nothing was left in the house.”
Kinyua further said that Quincy Timberlake vacated the premises a month ago alongside his wife Esther, so they’ve never been around apart from occassional visits.
The watchman, who earns Sh8,000, said the couple owed him three months’ pay. Kinyua might be taken to court for allegedly working with the enemies to receive pay.
#12 by Kuratete on June 13, 2010 - 11:00 pm
The young lady Esther is now living one of the best celebrity lives in Kenya’s youth generation. Maybe alikuwa anatafuta maisha poa kwa jamaa dongra lakini ka youth fulani.Huyu jamaa alitoa Sh76M wapi ya kunua ka home?Aling’oa kwa Whitney ama?
Mara anashindwa na bail ya Sh20k na huku anazing’oa 76 kwachas…
Juzi nilikuwa lucky kuwa one of the guests thru a pal kwa party, hiyo hao inatisha manzee..huyu jamaa ni ka devo!!!
#13 by ~the one~ on June 17, 2010 - 10:49 pm
can all you asswads from standard writing long-ass comments SUMMARIZE please or put these stories on your website or something!!
#14 by jimmy kung'u on May 20, 2011 - 2:43 am
Hellon is bright and since he wants celeblity thats the way to go.Dont allow him convince your mind of his false doctrin