Finally – an article with REAL information. From today’s Pulse. Side note: is Standard still charging for Pulse online ama they lengad that lame vibe??
Anyhoo, this is what the article has to say about the one and only Fizzle Dogg:
It is alleged that the plot thickened when a certain Quincy joined the church and claimed he was organising Joseph Hellon / Euro Jazz Tour sponsored by Pepsi worth millions. Secret emails also reveal that Hellon was also promised a Jaguar and a jet sometime between now and next year. For Hellon to get all the cash and riches, Quincy was to appear in four of Hellon’s videos, which were released recently. The videos are already reportedly playing in certain TV stations.
Our investigations also revealed emails purportedly from USA pastor Benny Hinn to Hellon urging him to include Quincy in his church committee. The e-mail messages insist that Quincy must always preach before Hellon takes over the pulpit. Another email purportedly from renowned and top selling musician Whitney Houston to Hellon claims that the singer is powerless without Quincy who was her ex-boyfriend.
The purportedly email from Whitney Houston to Hellon read in part: I know you’re serving some powerful thing and I do serve mine too which I think is also all-powerful man. Quincy was almost joining the core of the brotherhood by Jan 25th and you distorted everything. Without him I got no power. Man do me a favour, I need him back and you got US$10,000.
Further Pulse search also came across a copy of a logbook where reportedly Quincy bought a car from a certain Mr Michael Thuo but was unable to pay a balance of Sh50, 000. Consequently, Quincy was not handed the logbook.
The shadowy Quincy Zuma Wambiti Timberlake or just Quincy Timberlake aka Pizzle Dogg was ostensibly supposed to record five songs with the late K-Rupt according Internet sources. He disappeared after K-Rupt’s death only to re-appear.
There’s also lots more (its the granddaddy of all articles) about Jester and Benny Hinn (who has a Gmail address FYI – kwani he can’t spring for firstname.lastname@example.org. And the way televangelism is a million-dollar industry. FAIL). Anyway I skim-read because there’s just waaaay too much going on but it talks about Esther being told to change her name, how Benny Hinn saw her being a future political heavyweight and blah blah blah blah… Read it alllllllll yourself HERE!
And no comment on the Whitney thing either hahahahaha. And why are they calling him Pizzle Dogg???? What the hell??? His name is FIZZLE DOGG. Get it right bitches! (heh, see what I did there?)
And here’s a pic of the house where all the shenanigans went down. Also from the article. Oh yeah and apparently there’s all sorts of Kenyan “celebs” who’ve been fingered. (Haha. You know, like You’ve been Punked? Doesn’t work? OK.)
From the article, once more:
The Finger of God Ministries (yes that’s the name), which was formed three years ago, has hitherto attracted top celebrities including Debbie Asila, Big Kev, Wilson Malaba, Angela Ndambuki, Angela Mwandada and Odada Okello who was a youth pastor, among others.
HAHAHA at “top celebrities”. Haha at six “celebrities” being named, and three of them are the members of T.A.T.T.U.U. (if thats how they spell it?). Haha at Wilson Malaba being a “top celeb” even more than those other people!! This article gives me jokes. Loool.